#optic roast

[staticnonapus]

About your Dreadwing and Optimus post

A follow up to that can be threesome with Megatron that shows Dreadwing just how rough ha can be when using Optimus

Dreadwing gets to see just how much of a spike slut OP is and gets to frag him again while watching the Prime get spit roasted on his and Megatron's spike

Or maybe one Descepticon gets one hole and they do him like that? Could do both one after the other 👀

Either way Optimus ends up as a fragged out mess covered in transfluid (he loves it)

Hgnnnnn Optimus getting railed by his decepticon bfs…

He was expecting a sensual bonding session when he proposed this offer, secretly hoping dreadwing would change his mind and join the autobots.

When megaton showed up things went wrong quickly. He was pinned down and his panel ripped off. Megaton dug those claws into his valve fragging him open. The loud obscene noise of dripping lubricant made his face heat up. The surprise quickly turned into lust, especially with Dreadwing watching him as he got violated. None of this should happen, but somehow he’s excited and turned on.

Megaton being the menace he was held op’s legs spread and high up as he fragged into him. Forcing Optimus to stay fully exposed while getting pounded into oblivion. Dreadwing’s hard spike pressed against his closed panel, he wanted to pop it open and have prime’s pretty intake wrapped around his spike, but megaton ordered him to stand down. A few rounds later the stoic well-mannered prime was already a sobbing mess, optics dazed lips swollen and covered in coolant lubricant and transfluid. He looks more like a disposable shareware than a leader now.

Optimus didn’t bother to resist when dreadwing joined them. Opening his intake and took the whole spike in with ease. He could hear Megs in the back laughing about how he was ‘build for being a spike slut’, but not a single coherent thought could be formed before dreadwing pounded into his vocalizer. They sure took their time filling all his tanks. Dreadwing got overwhelmed when he squeezed into op’s valve together with Meg’s huge spike. It was too tight and hot and Optimus was clinging onto him for dear life, crying and screaming in pain and pleasure. Right after he overloaded he couldn’t hold his tank, staring with a few drop that leaked then hot waste fluid poured into Optimus’s forge. Half of it gushed out mixing with Optimus’s own waste, and megs topped up the forge with transfluid again.

By dawn all three of them were spent and exhausted. The entire chamber stinks of waste oil and ozone. Megs pulled out and left for the washrack, leaving Optimus on top of dreadwing offlined. Dreadwing couldn’t move under the weight, Optimus was drained of energy and his system entered repair mode while his processor rest, a faint sated smile stayed on his faceplate. Maybe the prime did gained his trust after going through all this, Dreadwing thought to himself.

[melishade]

Do you think the 104th would laugh at the face megatron would do when he's looking at something, ya know the face where his eyes look goofy

This is the look.

The 104th would be too afraid to laugh at Megatron's crossed optic problem for fear of retaliation. It's very understandable.

Levi and Hanji however, would roast him so hard that Megatron wouldn't be able to recover some of his pride.

[dmsr-art]

being a tlt fan and an iwtv fan is so funny. one immortal guy makes people go 'let's make up a bunch of horrible things he didn't do and cry when someone says 'the optics of those accusations are kinda bad'' whereas the other immortal guys make people go 'he did what? okay? he should do it again'

iwtv fans are actually so much sexier* for this reason. tlt fans did not read anne rice at 15 and it really shows. john murdered a bunch of cops and then lied about it LIKE THAT WAS SO HOT???? WHY IS THE FANDOM NOT COLLECTIVELY BRICKED TF UP OVER IT??? if lestat did that everyone would be going wild for it. i support all of john's wrongs <3 yeah he's bad and he sucks that makes him a very compelling character.

btw he also fucked harrow in htn but carl made tamsyn take it out

*except for the group of iwtv fans who tried to start a zine with "no proship allowed" and became the absolute laughing stock of the fandom on twitter and got roasted so bad they actually deactivated and cancelled the zine lmfaoooo

[lanaevyssmoved]

OC + Random Associations

tagged by @cetra , @sleepsvessel & @bootheminiaturegiantspacehamster thank you ^_^

Animal

Afhiri sea slugs, isopods (dairy cow and zebra), geckos and other various reptiles, cats, small birds, musteloids (particularly raccoons and red pandas), viverrids, japanese raccoon dogs, opossums Candor lions, various eagles (wedge-tailed, golden, crowned), hawks, swans and geese, bighorn rams, crocodillians, sea turtles, elephants, animals that use sun compass orientation Cirok corvids (raven, crow), dogs (rottweiler, doberman, pinscher, greyhound), venomous black snakes, scorpions, spiders (particularly trapdoor spiders and sicarius), bats, black caiman, sharks

Colors

Afhiri pastels! pink, yellow, orange, green, blue, white, black Candor changes depending on form but in general purple, blue, red, yellow, orange, gold, brown, white, black Cirok black, grey, white - absolutely no Colour (thanks to booboo i now think of like toxic waste green when i think of cirok too)

Month

Afhiri September Candor August Cirok November

Songs

Afhiri tapi tapi - tempura kidz fear. moe shop and fun - sir sly. sir sly's vibe is way off for afhiri but the lyrics were written for her Candor a sun coloured shaker - yndi halda and (spring) this was your place - sunlight ascending Cirok jouska - evenS (probably favourite song of all time btw) and i come with knives - IAMX

Number

Afhiri two/2 Candor three/3 Cirok four/4

Plants

Afhiri celandine, sunflower, pink tulip, daisy Candor bay tree, gladiolus, heliotrope, rose Cirok chives, anemone, begonia, deadly nightshade

Scents

Afhiri fresh morning, grass, dirt, cotton candy, bubblegum Candor cedar, musk, sandalwood, the ocean, burning  Cirok decay, death, rot, overwhelmingly of resin

Gemstone

Afhiri tugtupite Candor meliphanite Cirok magnetite

Time of day

Afhiri sunrise Candor midday Cirok night

Season

Afhiri summer Candor summer Cirok winter

Places

Afhiri taverns, meadows, by rivers and lakes Candor monasteries, temples, places of worship Cirok the dank, cold and forgotten, the forbidden

Food

Afhiri sweet things, nothing good for you Candor warm meals Cirok raw meat

Drinks

Afhiri sugary sweet drinks, energy drinks Candor various teas (green, oolong, herbal, black) Cirok piping hot black coffee

Element

Afhiri air Candor fire Cirok water

Seasonings

Afhiri garlic, ginger, cinnamon Candor paprika, turmeric, bay leaves Cirok dried chives, cloves, saffron

Sky

Afhiri the most beautiful sunny cloudless summer sky Candor a colourful golden orange, red, and purple with light cloud cover Cirok stratus clouds, grey, calm and quiet

Weather

Afhiri warm day with lots of sun and a gentle breeze Candor blazing hot summers day with minimal to no wind Cirok cold winters day with fog and light snow

Magical power

Afhiri manipulative magic that makes someone act against their own will, anything that makes them laugh or dance. also the magical power of Insults Candor holy smites, blinding lights and divine energy Cirok phasing into the realm of the dead to walk partly as a ghost

Weapons

Afhiri shortsword and dagger combo, dual hand crossbows Candor mace and shield, longbow, floating/flying greatsword Cirok dual daggers, throwing knives, poisons and venoms

Candy/Sweets

Afhiri cotton candy, bubblegum, and i designed her with fruit salad in mind! Candor spicy roasted pecans, maple roasted sweet potatoes, sea salt dark chocolate Cirok liquorice, black jack, toxic waste

Method of long distance travel

Afhiri roadtrip in a classic volkswagen camper van Candor flying Cirok underground trains

Artstyle

Afhiri impressionism, abstract expressionism, street art, dadaism, CoBrA and fauvism Candor baroque and classicism Cirok optical art and minimalism

Fear

Afhiri of the self, of emotional pain, of returning home Candor of imperfection, of failure, of not being worthy Cirok of being seen, of death, of vulnerability

Mythological creature

Afhiri azeban, mujina, nymph Candor chalkydri, phoenix, psychopomp Cirok tsuchigumo, black dog, gargoyle

Piece of stationery

Afhiri a childs box of crayons, dairy Candor fountain pen, ruler Cirok ink, letter opener

Three Emojis

Afhiri 🤡🍀🪈 Candor ☄️🎇🪽 Cirok 🕷️♟️🔪

Celestial body

Afhiri the moon Candor the sun Cirok black dwarf

THIS TOOK ME FOREVER GUYS... TWO DAYS. I WORKED ON IT FOR HOURS. i hope........ its worth it <3

tagging @cetra @dekariosgale @courierseis @euryalex @hibernationsuit @jerichoes @vanoefucks @captaintiny @gwynbleidd @arduath @rcpunzel @avallachs @fuckitwebhaal @hexdruid @sovereign-spaw @galesgrandad @thefathersbride @dandeyrain @doggybone @swanfey @voerman @full---ofstarlight @chaos-storm @covenscribe @raphaelsboudoir @simtalics @kymal @graynstairs @neonbutchery @hungryblackbird @moxley @thlix @isayashai @darlinghowl @astarionsfordf150 @moon-jun @lovaboy @ratscrap @picklepals @crazy-lazy-elder-sims @rigaudon @neosunbrella @sternenstaub28 @centipisde @kirkwall @lusus--naturae

[star-gxze]

Dawg let's go! Can you do a gn!reader with mtmte Megatron where they went up to him and asked if he can check a poem they've been working one. Megs reads it and was confused when the poem sounded like it was roasting a certain red and yellow mech. He asked why and reader just said, "just wanna see he's reaction" since he's been pranking them non-stop so it might be funny to write a poem that straights up grilling Rodimus

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your new paint job ain't that rad,

That's why you're not cool"

MY FIRST ASK (sorry I took so long oh my gosh)

pov: 2nd pov (you yours yourself)

Platonic! ☁️

-Megatron was watching you from afar you were writing something on a legal pad

-You looked up and smiled at megaton he waved back “[NAME] what are you writing?” Megaton asked tilting his helm slightly

“oh it’s just a poem I’ve been working” you responded

-Megarton showed a bit of excitement (not a lot LOL)

he liked to write poetry aswell!! “May I see?”

Megatron asked a little bit of enthusiasm, you nodded your head.

you gave him your legal pad, he started to read it his optics scanning over every sentence “[NAME]..what…what is this” Megatron rubbed his temples (?) and sighed, megaton looked at you in disbelief

you smiled a bit “A poem for Rodimus”

“This is more like a roast than a poem [NAME]” Megatron looked at you blankly, he rolled his eyes “okay so why are you writing this?” Megaton asked you

“Because that…butthole keeps prancing me so I’m writing a poem to teach him a lesson…and his new paint job sucks” you looked smug, megaton did a grandpa laugh and handed back you legal pad “g-good luck with that [NAME], tell me how it goes”

you gave megatron a thumbs up as you make your way to rodimus.

you heard sobbing an hour later

“MY PAINT J-JOB IS AMAZING”

you snorted

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SORRY THIS TOOK ME FOREVER!!! Finals were kicking my ass BUT I’m all done and I passed them all:3

[catgrassplantdad]

weekly tag wednesday! tagged by @energievie @sgtmickeyslaughter @sleepyheadgallavich @heymrspatel 💚

name: jessie 💥

do you drink coffee? first thing every morning. light roast, black, no sugar. ☕️

what’s the best thing you ate today? i didn't eat anything i was particularly thrilled about today. i guess the chicken i had for dinner was fine.

tell us about your first pet (or if you haven’t had a pet yet, what’s your dream pet?) i had a beagle named sammy when i was growing up and he was my favorite thing ever. i still tear up when i think about him sometimes gaahhh 🥹

if your life was a book, what would you call the current chapter? just chillin. cause i'm just chillin. life is pretty good right now.

what’s something you did recently that you’re proud of? oooh some writing stuff, some art stuff. ✏️

what was your first dream job growing up? is it anything like the job you have now? i wanted to be a vet because i was obsessed with dogs. now i work in the optical department of an optometrist's office. i still get to see dogs once in a while lol.

what’s the name of the latest playlist you made? the last one i made is called "i don't know what i want" and it's comprised of some of my favorite songs, just something to throw on when i don't know what vibe i want. the last playlist i added to is my workout playlist which is called "punch the fuckin sun."

tagging @howlinchickhowl @whatwouldmickeydo @whatthebodygraspsnot @gallawitchxx @gardenerian

@crossmydna @deedala @rereadanon @mmmichyyy @stocious

@ohkate @sickness-health-all-that-shit @darlingian @too-schoolforcool if you wanna play 🖤

[justenjoythegossip]

CE is getting roasted in the comments which are there for everyone to see. He and his team must know the optics. He looks like a fool and a hypocrite.

[get-rammed]

can we hear more about golf monty 👉👈 im realizing i dont actually know that much about him but i love him

- stupid-and-cute

I had a whole thing typed out, and it deleted it. Weh

Golf Monty had a pretty sassy attitude alongside his flirty one, and would often playfully roast guests. This was part of his public appeal. Get little pins "I got roasted by Montgomery Gator!"

Golf Monty was able to swim, and did often. His shell is incredibly boiant, and the liquid in the main water pool allows for heavier objects to float. It's not the safest stuff for humans to be in. But the shallower areas are just regular water.

Golf Monty always smelled slightly musty.

It was due to Monty's love of swimming that he had to be washed every other day. If he wasn't cleaned, he would start to smell worse. His clothes had to be changed and washed daily. Making him one of the only animatronics to have a number of physical outfits he could wear.

Got flash photography banned from Gator Golf after it was found flashes more or less blinded him for a few minutes. His optics weren't designed for bright lights, which was part of why he wasn't allowed to leave his location.

If someone broke the rule, he got to throw them out. He liked doing this.

Despite the Backstory Fazent gave Golf Monty-Glamrock Monty, he didn't really know Bonnie. Golf Monty had no arm pass to leave his mini golf arena.

He didn't really know any of the other animatronics outside of their endo learning days, and when they were rented out to come golf with people. But they had pre-coded interactions for those days.

When Roxy's Raceway was moved indoors and Roxy herself was upgraded, she would often hide in Gator Golf in the off hours. She missed the sounds of creatures and trees.

It was due to this interaction that Roxy and Monty became friends. Later when Monty was upgraded himself, they got to bond over being unwanted upgrades. Roxy tried to be there for Monty the best she could since she knew his situation was kinda worse.

Monty would play Roxy music in exchange for gossip and knowledge on the rest of the Pizzaplex. They still do this together.

[siberat]

roasting marshmallow

I can imagine a chubby sky/fire easily and eagerly keeping a lover warm Dispite being stuck in a blizzard. That soft marshmallow would simply wrap his pudgy frame around the other mech and hug. Engines would be purring as he happily hummed in enjoyment. The jets arms would rub smoothly up and down the others chilly frame and pulling them close to his pillowed gut until his lover no longer shivered.

‘All warm and cozy?’ Sky/fire’s voice calls out gently as his pecks a kiss on top the other’s helm.

the other mech simply snuggles in deeper, closing their optics and letting the sound of the larger jets engines-and grumbling belly- lull them into recharge.

[datarevived]

shooter-nobunagun asked: “ are you… smelling me? " From: Question Prompts...

Was it that painfully obvious? A sudden flush over pale cheeks, brightening the freckled stars among Awoken skin as cyan eyes blinked once, then twice - further acknowledging the question.

" I. . . -! It's not - "

How would she even begin to explain it? How to politely gesture that she smelt off. Different. A foreign scent compared to that of fuel, ether compounds, freshly roasted ramen or curry from down the street or even the decomposing freight train that was the Scorn.

But something that had smelt completely different. She knew not if this was a positive or negative.

" There's just.. it's a new smell, something I've never crossed mind, a-and, it just so happens to be near you, and I don't want to make it weird -- I'm making it weird -- I -- I mean, I just - " with arms flailing in abundance of explanation, the Hunter exhales a long sigh. Her heart racing like a drum amidst her chest, though her expression seems rather exhausted than it does panicked.

A small light suddenly exposing itself as a small object renders in close, a single matching-cyan optic staring towards the stranger as the geometric sentience whirls. " You're not from around here, are you? " it speaks, both in curious & calming tone.

[not-so-rosyyy]

Timmy / SNL are getting roasted and rightly so. When you think about the candlelit choir performance they had on when the war in Ukraine started... and Palestinians get mocked?? It's gross. And so many people, including Timmy, had to sign off on that for it to make it to air.

that is what's so crazy to me. because even if he was stupid enough to not think about the optics of that joke, did no one on his team really advise him about the potential damage of it? or did all of them just really not care?

[mollywog]

hg characters of ur choice go to a fall carnival! what booths do they gravitate toward?

(happy early halloween!!)

Happy Halloween @solar-halos!! Thanks for stopping by!

Welcome to Panem’s annual Fall Fest!

Plutarch is the coordinator - He’s the idea man with the connections - his assistant Fulvia does most of the work (or at least that’s what she’ll tell you)

Katniss and Gale run a roasted nut stand (it smells amazing) with the help of their siblings - no one can resist Posy - she’s their top salesman.

When she’s not helping at the stand, Prim is in the livestock tents. She’s a 4H kid: Lady isn’t exactly showing material, but she still loves seeing all the other animals: especially the bunnies!

Peeta runs a face painting booth. He’s too focused to notice Katniss stealing glances at him while he works. He hopes to go to Katniss’s stand during his break but never makes it! He keeps getting distracted by groups of friends who want to chat.

Madge is begrudgingly part of the Fall Harvest Court - she wanted to decline the ‘honor’, but her father said it was ‘good optics’ for his upcoming election and her ailing mother was so proud that she couldn’t refuse - she hates it. She’s the only girl there hoping to not be crowned Fall Harvest Princess - She’s rooting for Delly who is universally liked, but always runner up for these type of popularity contests. She was so surprised and delighted to even be nominated to court that she burst into tears.

Enobaria runs a bobbing for apple stand. You can do a standard bob for a couple bucks OR for $10 challenge her to see if you can get 10 apples before she does. (She’s undefeated)

Finnick reads cards- it’s far from mystical, they are the most absurd ‘readings’ based on his own conjectures and sense of humor. No one actually cares what he predicts, as long as he’s the one telling them.

Johanna lives at the edge of the carnival grounds and sets up an unregistered ax throwing area in her back yard. Fulvia is outraged when she discovers this, but Plutarch loves it! He even arranges a break in the fencing to allow carnival guests to enter her yard. It’s not technically part of the carnival so he isn’t responsible for the liability, but can take credit for the bonus entertainment (as well as a cut of the entry fee.) It becomes something of a speakeasy. Sae sets up a soup stand and Ripper serves spiked beverages. There’s no one to bust them because it’s where the off duty sheriff’s congregate. Haymitch can also be found at Johanna’s heckling the ameture ax throwers.

[heinzpilsner]

Damn, I kinda hate the Aang bashing thing in zutara fandom

It's like vegebul fandom with Yamcha bashing all over again lol

I mean, geez! It's not the boys' fault that their characters were kinda ruined by their respective creators for the sake of shipping.

I dunno, it usually just doesn't make for multifaceted and nuanced optics, especially then it comes to fics. It's always like "this guy is sooo obviously awful for her, but the other one is just sooo perfect!"

I mean, I'm a zutarian, and it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

It feels... cheap? Yep, that's the word.

Not gonna pretend I'm a big fan of Aang or something, but... The kid is alright? I mean, he's 12 and he makes mistakes, like all people do. Again, it's not his fault that the authors didn't give him opportunity to learn on his mistakes within canon.

This blog doesn't support Aang bashing.

...Only Zuko roasting, bwahahaha!

but I roast him with love, so it doesn't count

[poisonflowercorvidae]

Are you still active? Also, do you have any new wedgeshot headcanons? Thank you :)

I still log in to this hellsite (affectionate) daily; I've just been conditioned by Some Discourse ages ago to mostly stay in my little hidey hole and occasionally push content out. But if I'm not at work or running errands, I'm probably here. Lurking.

But let's see...Wedgeshot headcanons...*riffles around in my pocket*

Hot Shot and Wedge rarely fight after getting together (flirtatious bickering doesn't count), but it takes them a while not to take those rare fights into hurtful territory. They mellow out over the years and get better at taking a step back and talking things through, and they always apologize sincerely and thoroughly even at the beginning, but it's still something that takes work between them.

Co-leadership! Co-leadership! I think this is a pretty basic headcanon a lot of people are already aware of and behind, but yeah, Wedge and Hot Shot definitely end up leading the team together.

Surprisingly, I don't have strong opinions about them conjunxing or bonding? But if they ever do go as far as bonding, you can bet the rest of the team gets a lot of mileage out of that "bonding means becoming one spark with two frames" thing, going on about whether they have two leaders or only one.

Wedge's response to Hot Shot getting hurt can vary anywhere from "That's what you get for messing around"/"What did you expect?" to "Dear Primus, don't let this be what finally gets him" depending on the severity. Hot Shot treats any time Wedge gets hurt as cause for immediate attention. He won't let Wedge shrug off anything without assurance from a medic that it's really fine, actually.

Before they get together and in the early stages of the relationship, Wedge gets far more nervous about saying, "I love you." Hot Shot says it more easily, but he has a bit of a habit of saying it to all his friends, so it takes a few tries for him to get Wedge to understand that he means he's in love with him.

Unless they're specifically trying to embarrass each other, they don't use cutesy nicknames in public. If they ever do try to embarrass each other with them, it immediately backfires as Whirl, Hoist, Scorch, the end-of-series recruits, etc. roast them both for it (Medix usually doesn't join in, but he might comment dryly here or there or roll his optics at the whole thing).

Hmmm...And that's what I seem to have as far as headcanons right now. Thanks for the ask!

[robbno]

Me: "Oh, would you look at that. They manage to find a way to reach 301 terabyte per second over fiber-optic cables that are already placed out around the world. Sounds like waiting for the internet to load might become history soon. At least in some places. Interesting."

Wife: "Where did you learn about that?"

Me: "Oh, from some tech-nerds and the livescience.com website to name a few"

Wife: "*Scoffs* I believe it when I see it. *nonchalantly looks away*"

Me: " ... *glimpsing the bible on her desk* It's your right, hun."

~In my head~

Note: She saw my smirk and told me to shut up with a precious expression. We do these roasts on each other from time to time. A way to work out arguments. Although this time it was just for giggles. In the end, we respect each other's way of thinking.

[hyperfixationsstation]

That gotham vid was not as controversial as some fans trying to make it to be ... some woso fans annoying as hell. Shoild just roast them back considering they hired crystals problematic husband.. but i saw some white arsenal fans on twt writing 5 tweet long essays abt being unprofessional lol mustve really hit a nerve for some bc they know having a full white team is bad optics.. why cant they can knowledge it and still be a fan

i dont think it was controversial everything they said was true and honestly clubs acknowledging and calling out other clubs wrongs imo is good bc it sets a standard that some shit is just not okay i think they should have kept the vid up and just let the pierre criticism come in bc at the end of the day y’all hired him which was not okay and deserves to be called out so y’all should be able to take that flack that was gonna cone with it which i feel like they definitely should have foreseen and i can promise them it will be brought up again and again unless hes fired from that job that he shouldnt even have and i have nothing to say about whitesenal fans i follow some who are like normal and try to stay away from most on twt bc they are always saying some dumb shit so idk didn’t see any of that but they could get defensive all they want it’s definitely bad optics to have that lack of diversity idk and i wish more people would speak on it to me it always just feels so brushed over